Suicide, the act of taking one’s own life. Victims of suicide or possible suicide often come across as disgruntled, distanced dismayed, devastated, withdrawn, self absorbed and devoid of life. Ted Bruno Tumusiime, the chief organiser of the flopped Selfie party at Olympia has since last night been fiercely exhibiting these signs and symptoms. We aren’t suggesting any thing sinister but again no suicide victim goes around carrying a placard announcing eminent death by self termination.
Ted Bruno the chief organiser has been reduced to a grumbling heap, who has decided to find overnight solace in the Bible. The gentleman has been allover social media. Sending FLOPIA postmortem sort of posts, about the real cause of the the flop. Ted concedes that the show flopped and refuses to give excuses. What is worrying is he doesn’t seem disappointed, very unusual behaviour of a man in full control of his faculties. What sort of man prides in an epic fall, if Ted’s whatsapp status is anything to go boy. Then a committee dubbed, TSW( Ted suicide watch) should be constituted to offer 24 hour surveillance around Ted.
Meanwhile, knives, ropes, razors have been outlawed in 0lympia to reduce the Ted Suicide risk. A new measurement has been reported, the Ted index to determine amount of stress! A stressed girl straight out of a paper was overhead saying. Ted anzita,! In reference to her stress levels.
Ted, oh Ted, in the days of past; songs would have been sung in your honour for your bravery and chivalry. I mean who dies in their own movie for the Flopia under siege and returns the next day in “The return of Ted and the iPhone.”
Well, what’s more scary is the fact after organising the grandmother of all flops, Ted is hell bent to organising an IPhone party where only IPhone 5s and 4G compatible and over will be permitted.
Well at the Selfie party, Ciroc was poured into the chlorine filled pool water, we wonder is IPHONES won’t be dropped from balconies in a show of financial madness.
We nonetheless admire Ted Bruno, star taaffa, cowboy neva die, when he die he never rot, when he rot he never smell.
PS: We would love to cover the IPhone party, invites?
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