“For Adam, no suitable helper was found. So the Lord God made him sleep for a while when he made a woman out of his rib”. Even the word of God makes it clear that no man shall be successful without a woman.
If y’all been thinking Joseph Ochieng is a tough guild president, you just got duped. There’s a juicy palatable lady that makes him calm, the lady that knows his 3 am secrets and the names of his ancient ancestors.
According to our trusted sources, it is confirmed that Kyambogo University’s guild president has been feasting well for the past months ever since he landed on this beefy babe. Kudos for him to seem settled, well, we have every reason to call this belle the best GP meal.
Namutebi Juliet is a 3rd-year student pursuing a Bachelors in Administrative Science at KYU who has of late been worryingly close to Ochieng Ochieng and guess what, she is the soupy babe trashing “KYU babes”. This light skinned babe was “brewed longer for a great taste” just like Club beer. Our hunch was right, she is the fuel that keeps reigniting Ochieng’s administrative engine. Talk of Kayihura’s security visit, the internship allowance strike, it’s the first lady’s heart crying for her people.
Who is She?
Julie by her Lollipop name and Namutebi from her Ssenga, minds everything from her hair style, neck choker, attire, nail polish, down to her toes even behind closed shoes. She’s the kind who holds no bad hair days or wardrobe malfunctions in her diary. Her diction is illustrated in dope pics all over her social media pages which might make MAK guys wish to claim her, but calm down folks, there is no Administrative Science at the Ivory Tower and even if there was, it’s nothing compared to Julie’s.
To all her male friends who have been friend zoned for quite some time, hope this leaves you breathing calmly. If you plowed the soils by investing in some dimes, it’s not a mandate that you’ll be the planter or harvester, no!, there’s always a better farmer called Ochieng Ochieng.
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