Makerere university professor is at it again with her imaginative and descriptive wordings. After wonderfully crafting how painful she feels about the rot in Mr Museveni’s government, she has yet again crafted a fine piece about what will happen if the Inspector of Police, Kale Kayihura ensures free and fair elections come Feb 18. Below is her post.
I have a tight pair of lacey red, yellow and black panties that flatter my big brown soft buttocks and show off my rosey bush of black adult Ugandan hairs. If Kale Kayihura removes the non-smiling gun-wielding scaremongers from our democratic processes, he can have a bite of my fresh tightly-packed sumbusa for it is spicy hot! If Kale Kayihura stops the verbal and psychological intimidation of Uganda’s voting masses, he can have a second bite of my stellar sumbusa. If Kale Kayihura aborts the unholy violent mission of deploying Uganda’s noble forces to arrest, detain, teargas, hit, kick, shoot and kill Ugandans during the elections, he can keep my dirty lacey knickers as a souvenir, after gobbling up my sweet tightness flowing with the River Nile.
I have a kinky bra made of kitengi cloth printed with pretty figures of the proud heads of many crested cranes. If Afande Kale impounds the containers full of ballots to stuff into boxes before the elections start, he can duly suckle one of my big black nipples. If Afande Kale instructs his intelligence to vigilantly smoke out the rigging processes and procedures of the riggers of Uganda’s elections, I will gift him with a long suckle of the pleasures of my second big black nipple. If Afande Kale redeems the police forces by launching an operation to arrest all masterminds and donkeys dirtening our elections, he can keep my dirty bra as a chepe of honour. I see no honour in constantly exporting tonnes of ammunition for unleashing upon gunless civillians doing their duty to Uganda. I see no honour in licking the boots of a despotic regime. Salute!
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