Following the latest strike at Kyambogo University, our Reporters Phillips Ayazika & Derrick Mugabe perused through our archives and found out rather unique things about Kyambogo strikes. Won’t take the intro further lets just let you explore through these 10 characteristics only found at Kyambogo.
1. KYU strikes always come immediately after MAK strikes. when MAK strikes, KYU follows suit as if it’s MAK to always flag them off…relate to all the past strikes and you won’t doubt this fact.
2. Just 5 aggrieved students will call for a strike. Force it on the rest as if it’s a school of fish following tod bets on a cruising boat. No wonder they flop because 5 high bulls cannot bring a herd of 50.000 to sniff their bull shit, it’s way too little.
3.It’s only at KYU that Vuvuzelas are the strike armors. Just like you equip yourself to go watch the cranes, KYU chaps will loiter around campus blowing vuvuzelas in lecture rooms same way they do when heading for football matches now what’s the difference?
4. Most strike causes at Kyambogo are against Poor meals, lack of seats as if they came to eat no wonder they abandoned the important struggle against Missing marks and Internship fees and went to crash the beef at The kabaka’s Birthday..Typical food addicts.
5. KYU strikes never have any significant scene. Like they can never do anything special rather than break tree branches and start sweeping all the campus streets which will never grab the administration’s attention instead it’s a relief to cut off some of the cleaning staff.
6. Looking at one truck of police officers is a taboo during the strikes. 5 policemen can make 1000 KYU students run faster than Inzikuru unlike @MAK where they take over police vehicles and take selfies with police men.
7. KYU strikes will always shy away from Banda Boda Boda stages. A slight clash with one of the boda men at the stage will land these students into Boda Boda Kiboko squad for interfering with business, ohh poor KYU students.
8.Its only at KYU that we have student spectators during the strikes. The usual saying is “Kyambogo kids ain’t loyal” they’ll stand aside and watch their fellow students get test gassed. They can’t move to join the struggle all they do is optical nutrition, so dormant. If KYU was a play ground, Ugandan Rugby would be the most live watched game. MAK spectators are also part of the group, one can think they take turns as in the one’s striking take a break while the spectators take over
9. KYU strikes end strictly at lunch time. The students will rush off to grab their bikomando and rollexes after that, the satisfaction will divert them from their cause as for MAK, these guys as if they don’t feel hungry. They will continue with the strike even till they run out of saliva
10. This Remains open for our readers…comment anything you know is typical of Kyambogo Strikes……..
