Dr. Stella Nyanzi, a research expert at Makerere Institute of Social Research (MISR) on Tuesday afternoon vowed to abstain from sex and masturbation if President Yoweri Museveni wins the forthcoming presidential elections.
“I am so desperate for change in our nation’s government that when Kiiza Besigye wins the presidential elections, I will conceive a baby and name it after him,” Dr. Nyanzi said in a Facebook note.
She added; “Since I am turning forty-two years later this year, I doubt I will still be reproductive when the next elections come by in 2021. So: to celebrate Besigye’s win that will oust Museveni next month, I swear, I will look for a mate with healthy sperm, and conceive my last borne child called Baby TwesigaBesigye2016. This child will symbolise a new lease on life.”
“But should our land remain under the thirty-year curse and Yoweri Museveni wins the presidential elections, I will abstain from sex and masturbation until he goes off the presidency. I will take wet clay and plug my birth canal. I will firmly close up the gates to my womanly pleasure spots with concrete cement and seal them off with Super Glue. I will mourn; smearing ashes on myself as if I am in costume for a drama based on one of those biblical books from the Old Testament. I will sew myself seven loose panties made of bark cloth for burying the dead and wear one each day of the week until Museveni leaves power.”
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