You know Stella, don’t you? Dr. Stella Nyanzi? Yes that one. The interesting Makerere university lecturer who has a mammoth Facebook following owing to her blunt employment of sexual symbolism and imagery to pass on her political and social messages, the lady who threatened to roast her clitoris if Museveni won this year’s elections.
It so happens that Stella is a Besigye fanatic. She dreams, speaks, drinks Besigye; in short she’s Besigye’s online warrior.
It’s only natural that she would be readily available on the infamous Makerere Freedom square on Monday afternoon, awaiting Besigye’s rally.
When students identified this professor, they mobbed her for photos. The beaming professor awestruck by the love coming her way naturally lost vigilance and the lasp in vigilance cost her. A shrewd fingered fellow helped himself to Stella’s precious phone. While others stormed, the grounds to show their support for others, it was another day at work; picking pockets!
It’s uncertain whether the pickpocket was a university student or not, it’s of course a hard call to make putting into consideration the fact that Makerere students have been known to steal, take and carry clothes belonging to others. It’s indeed possible that Muk students are not only class smart but also street smart.
She took to her Facebook wall to lament upon her sad plight.
Sorry Doctor , Makerere si bizimbe!
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