Big offices come with big changes and this is not any different from the Makerere University guild office currently occupied by a one Alionzi Lawrence alias Dangote.
Alionzi Lawrence, the self proclaimed son of a peasant, may need to elevate his status; if his proclamation is right, then he needs to edit it slightly to introduce privileged before son of a peasant.
If you last met Alionzi Lawrence in his guild campaigns, the one you are about to meet will leave you wondering if he is the ‘allow-me, to allow you’ sloganeer you once knew.
First, unlike before, Alionzi moves with three legs. This was after he added a well vanished Nigerian like walking stick to his closet.
Alionzi Lawrence also has a beautiful secretary (hope she won’t fight with his girlfriend) who helps him with official duties at his office. Don’t be shocked if a lady picks up when you give him a call.
Alionzi is now able to offer lunch to whoever he wants (someone close whisper to him that I am hungry) and sources indicate that he has recently made an attempt to feed the entire Grc, but since they don’t trust his financial muscle, most of them declined the offer.
Though his wardrobe is open to only him, you can’t fail to notice the new suits he has added onto it.
This publication has learnt that Alionzi is taking private driving lessons and making calls to several car dealers to grab himself a good looking affordable car that befits a privileged son of a peasant.
The 88th guild is yet to pass the guild budget to facilitate more of the guild president’s privileges such as monthly allowance, petty cash, fuel among others. Hopefully the self-proclaimed son of a peasant won’t start window shopping helicopters.
