Socialites always set the trends, by default, and the wannabe Slay Queens always follow. Mary Luswata, a failure at TV presenting for Urban TV, must be addicted to failure — humiliating failure. After watching hot women like Genevieve Nnaji going to work with no makeup on and looking attractive, the weird-legged homosapien also wanted to try it out but ho! You won’t believe the results.
The not-attractive-at-all Luswata, who likes to diss fair women for not being attractive at all, and has a hobby of calling people local, actually now works at a local radio station. Co-workers at Galaxy FM ‘Zzinaaa’ were shocked, beyond measure when they witnessed an alien attack. Luswata must have failed to do the kyeyo in the USA because of her face. Mahn oh man!
She wanted the attention of the male Bazinyi like they call themselves, and indeed she got it by hook or crook.
The former presenter of Scoop on Scoop gossip show on Urban TV, who some people say has the fakest legs around Kampala, took a selfie with hair oba done for 5k by these women in MUK halls of residence? Her face was all tainted with a full tin of Samona jelly and believe me you, not even the lousiest Muzinyi would react on seeing her.
Truth is, women like Luswata should stick to makeup because it makes them survive ko at least. It saves the nation a lot of resources meant to fumigate aliens. I’m done here even.
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