Makerere University professor, Dr. Stella Nyanzi, has of late become vocal in her Facebook posts directed at watering down the achievements of the incumbent, Pres. Yoweri Kaguta Museveni and his NRM government. Below is her latest post;
Having ruled Uganda for thirty long years, and now demanding for five more years as president, Yoweri Museveni is like a virile man who – after chewing a big piece of the mulondo herbal aphrodisiac – humps away at a woman in Missionary Position without ceasing, even when she begs for reprieve. Even when the neighbours hear her shrill cries of complaint and disgust, they do nothing to intervene because they think that this is consensual mutual sweet pain.
Yoweri misinterprets her muffled moans of painful fatigue as joyous ecstasy. He misreads her fearful bodily tremors as orgasmic spasms of release. He mistakes her resigned silence as godly submission to his will. He misconstrues his prolonged acts of raping Uganda as God-given conjugal rights. Power corrupts as absolutely as omulondo thickens the manhood.
Somebody tell the incumbent that his manhood is no longer wanted between the sweet thighs of Mother Uganda. If it were wrestling, the referee would have long blown the whistle. Whichever witch-doctor jinxed our president with the euphoric highness of this mulondo, must lift the curse off Museveni so he can stop raping Uganda. We must undo the addictive power of the omulondo aphrodisiac by voting for change of president. Vote for Kizza Besigye! Besigye oyeeee!
