By Derrick Mugabe
Uganda Martyrs University, Nyamitanga Campus guild president, Raymond Mushabe was given a cold shoulder in public. This was done by a certain MUST babe whose identity has been withheld for the sake of not shuttering her future dating prospects. The duo started as facebook friends, being from different campuses in the same town (Mbarara). They later met which was followed by constant texting from the babe which Raymond did not take serious infact never responded to any of her messages.
As grown up campusers, the babe thought they would work out some equations and become friends with benefits which was not even on Raymond’s list of things this friendship would lead to!
After Four months of her trying hard, Raymond meets this babe whom he left hanging in the air. She was just about to take a jaj (read boda boda) when she heard a Hi tap on her shoulder. Little did the Tapper(Raymond) know she had forgotten to pack her manners in the new outfit. In trying to exchange greetings, Raymond was wrapped with a bundle of words that only Speke Road residents use oftenly.
After the shock, Raymond took to facebook to express his astonishment and so let the post speak itself out loud………………
#Ladies, listen and listen carefully!!!!. Because you have dressed in good new looking clothes in whatever colors doesnt guarantee you beautiful looks….. You are still black, short and ugly or whatever discription that is your natural body…. The makeup and colored shoes lie to you and you feel you are as beautiful as the Mother of Jesus. Nooo way, you are you and we see that you have #photoshopped your self from the real ugly you…
Why i am lammenting??????
Wasted my precious time and energy to throw a handshake to a certain ugly girl but she turned my humility down mbu “zungira ku class yo sagala kamanyiro”. Really??????. Its true everything she was wearing looked very new and nice which is why i think she acted the way she did, but hey, the body inside remains black, short and ugly with pimples…… And beautiful people continue to call me handsome…. So who made the loss?????. I am still pissed though naye tugendere awo!
His Excellency, we wish to console you that not all Tigresses take the “we cant be more than friends” attitude a mere attitude,some invest in their feelings just like she did.
