In this world, some things are mutually exclusive, however much you doubt. Say, a Campus girl can never let the world know that she’s in a relationship — she’ll always leave a gap for a better bidder; a Campus dude will never spend a day without eating a Rolex — it’s like a ritual; a MUK student can never be a virgin — those boys proudly call themselves Kafumisi; a Law Student can never talk without bragging — even when it means telling a blatant lie. The list goes on and on but this brings me to my point: Joel Ssenyonyi claims, rather says, he is a virgin.
Okay I understand some things are said in church and gwe! How daft could someone be to openly say in church he is not a virgin, yet he at the same time is not married? Anyone would want to keep their credits yo! But don’t get me wrong, I am not trying to say Mr. Sennyonyi lied. All I’m trying to say is my mind got curious after reading the various Facebook comments on the post which held his revelation.
“I’m a virgin, some people might think that maybe I do not have
opportunities, or that my ‘things’ don’t function.” He said.
Oh well, Sir. How are we supposed to know that your things don’t function… wait when a campus babe will claim in public to have had a one-night-stand with you?
Ssenyonyi had more to say,
“Of opportunities, they are immense. In fact, I was about to report a police case.”
A police case about what mpozzi?. I’m beginning to think that our big man was being sexually harrased by a hot law student. I said I’m just thinking …
“About the ‘things’ God blessed me with, they are working. However,
just because they work, doesn’t mean I go all over putting them in
every place” He boasted.
But again, some things are too small they can’t fit in some places. Could that be a reason? Yes I mean a small key cannot open a lock. Or are you talking about some other things?
Anyway, the Ug Christian News shared this on their Facebook page and I didn’t stop wondering. But we’ll see how things unfold.
