Students at Makerere University have taken their frustration for the continued strike by the non-teaching staff to social media- claiming it has “sexually drained them.”
The strike which started on Monday has paralyzed business at a number of public universities in Uganda as the protesting staff demand that promises made by President Museveni in regards to their earning be fulfilled.
Now, a group of sex-champions from Nkrumah hall have come out to plead with the protesting staff to pick up their tools. Reason? “We are tired of having sex from hall and nothing else.” Through their self-appointed representative only known as Jonathan Nathan, the sex-champions say that they are fed up of only exercising their nether regions without engaging the brain via revision yet exams are just days away.
Neighbours to Nathan’s room claim that this bonking maestro has turned his room into a rehearsal place for all kinds of suspicious noises that waft from it as late as 2:19a.m and as early 10 a.m, lunch time and 3p.m. every single day. “After the noises, the next thing we see as we are rushing for lunch is a random knackered belle sauntering out of his room in a towel.
Nathan closely follows suit bearing the look of a carnally-satisfied gorilla.” Attempts to get a comment from the famed Nathan were frustrated as 6a.m. knocks at his door went unanswered despite incomprehensible “yes no yes no yes no” sounds that could be heard in his room. We guess they were filing an early morning questionnaire.
