Over the last couple of weeks, we have been doing a little research on the tendencies of the dudes at Makerere University Business School (MUBS) following rumours that their love of a good life and fancy clothes has finally led them into detoothing girls contrary to popular beliefs that MUBS girls detooth men.
We talked to over 50 students from universities around Uganda and the findings will shock you. Of the 25 girls we interviewed, 17 have been detoothed by a MUBS guy before. Although many male students denied ever asking for money for a new pair of shoes or pants, our findings can’t be disputed on any grounds.
“When my guy got to know the family I hail from, all hell broke lose. Before we broke up, I must have spent over shs5 million on the guy and his D game wasn’t even worth it. I decided to dump his lazy broke ass.”- Mary a student of Procurement from MUBS commented. “He didn’t even buy me any gifts not even a sweet, naye MUBS guys, ah ah,” she added.
“I think this has been taken out of context, if we go for dinner and I can’t foot the whole bill, why wouldn’t the girl rush in to rescue, why wouldn’t she buy me shoes, a perfume, pants, or a nice shirt, I am her man after all and I don’t have to be doing the same. I am entitled to her money as she is to mine.”- Shawn Kawalya a student of Business Administration at MAK argues.
“There’s a reason I date guys from Nkozi, and UCU- Long distance relationships save me from spending much, and yes, I have my money. I learnt this after dating about two MUBS dudes, these guys are like these rats that steal coins. One guy even used to touch in my bag as I slept and he siphoned out money only to take other girls out with it.” Scovia a student at MUBS commented, “these MUBS dudes have too much ‘kamanyiro’.”
We often praise MUBS dudes for their sense of fashion and taste regardless of the fact that often, they don’t buy these clothes themselves- what a shame! It has been brought to conclusion that MUBS guys are just lazy, broke, and out of touch with reality.
“I used to buy all his clothes and shoes off my upkeep, but that stupid ass went ahead and slept with my best friend. I was happy, at least she would know how broke he was and how much I had to invest in him. They broke up 4 days later.”- Martha, a student of Engineering at Makerere University revealed.
“These guys just want sex and your money, very lazy and useless, because even their sex is stale. This one guy even used to steal from me, lie to me about how his mum is sick only to find him at KFC with some lousy babe, nze nabakoowa.”- Gloria a student at MUBS
“I once dated a MUBS guy, this excuse of a man only had one boxer, and every time he asked me for money he wasted it on his boys, I dumped this one boxer fella after 2 months, I couldn’t take it anymore.”- Imelda a student of Law at UCU opened up to Campus Bee.
“I was turned into a mini micro-finance servicing loans and lending all the time, the only difference is that he didn’t pay back. When you get in bed with a MUBS guy, it’s like you have signed an agreement to become his personal small bank. Reason I stopped dating those young broke f*ck boys,” Amanda a student from Makerere University chipped into our findings.
“My boyfriend is fine, we divide the bill, and he is very innovative and developmental. I am not complaining, may be because he isn’t from MUBS, who knows?”- Immaculate a student from Nkozi University interjected.
MUBS guys have hit the limit, by the time someone decides never to date again because of one guy whose pockets had holes, then you know the system is rigged. What do you have to say about your MUBS boyfriend, share with us.
