On Sunday, the semester officially ended and students from different universities celebrated in different ways. As Makerere students stormed ATMs to withdraw and spend all their internship money on beers, girls, and shisha, the MUBS comrades decided to feast in a sexual way.
You might have heard of orgies in hostel rooms, but the end of semester sex escapades proved this true. Students used this as an avenue to let go of all stress by engaging in extra-sexual activities.
“My roomate refused to get out of the room, so I just had to f8ck my girl right in front of him, he seems to have enjoyed it though,” lamented Jonathan a resident of Esteri hostel in Nakawa.
As some students had sex in pairs, others had theirs on the balconies while others had it in the bars. Makerere’s moto ‘we build for the future’ might soon be changed as these broken sons and daughters of eve don’t seem to live by it anymore.
“There is just no other way I could celebrate having completed the hectic semester than going wild all the way,” added Joan a resident of Vision Hostel.
We may never the know the amount of STDs exhange this past weekend but one thing is for real, MUBS students are sex addicts!
