What may have initially been an intended search for the Miss Ntungamo beauty queen at St Lawrence University [SLAU] recently turned out to be a daggering twerking competition.
At the event’s start, it’s the empty seats that welcomed every passerby since many students had snubbed the beauty pageant on grounds it was aimless and a nuisance even the few around vamoosing.
So Diamond Trust Bank branch manager decided to use money language to attract these poverty stricken fellas back to the venue. He’d announce that the dancer amongst these fellas would walk away with stinking 500k gorilla notes.
On hearing this, campus babes flaunty stepped onto the dance floor to shake their flaccid behinds maybe get a piece pieces of the gorilla notes being served out.
Stuff got even freakier when a group of this university’s ‘dinkas’[read penumbra] captured the dance floor from their amateur counterparts, mesmerised the eying crowd and DTB judge bench with the way they wiggled their waists which truly left the branch manager plus his team gawking and slobbering at these queen dancers’ cottony asses and yes, eventually the judge bench started cashing out blank cheques out of excitement.
At the end of the day, the DTB manager was faced with a dilemma which babe deserved to walk away with the gorilla notes worth 500k. So like our lord Jesus Christ shared a loaf of bread and two fishes amongst 1000 trousers and skirts, he the DTB branch manager divided the 500k in-between the best three dancers with the winner scooping 300k, the second 150k and the third 50k.
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