Picture this. You have tried all your ‘tested and proven’ tricks, to get between the legs of your crush; all in vain. But as you have almost given up, she finally accepts to come through and give you the ‘sex of your life’, and you have bought the most expensive brand of ‘rubbers’ around. You romantically strip off her clothes and both of you are loving it. But ho! On pulling down the last gate: the knickers, you get the shock of your life! As if Babe has spent a year without trimming her jungle – it is way thicker than Mabira! So your man who has been standing, suddenly falls due to shock, and he stubbornly refuses to stand upright again.
My brother you have Erectile Dysfunction(ED). It is normal sometimes, but would you ever like to be seen as a half-man? No, right? So follow these tips to get rid of it:
Do physical exercises.
I know enrolling in a gym or swimming club is a little expensive, but don’t mind. Jogging up the stairs whenever you are coming back to your hostel room, and down when you are leaving, reduces the risk of ED by up to 40%. Pushups and all exercises that focus on the lower back are so helpful.
Reduce on Rolex consumption.
I know this is tough?. But the Cholesterol in cooking oil and enriched wheat is a big cause of ED: ask for the raw vegetables instead. Eat fruits on every chance. Also order for some fish in your ‘Kafunda’, and drink milk and yorghut, all these are rich in Vitamin B12 which is known to counter ED.
Quit smoking.
Yes, I mean both weed and cigarettes. They cause poor blood circulation and yet the erection you need is made by blood.
Communicate with your partner. Let her know of your problem, this will help as you will concentrate more on foreplay and thus get yourself ready. You could even consider meeting a therapist for counselling together.
Reduce porn consumption.
Erections are caused by brain stimulation. If you constantly watch things that your girl cannot do for you, you will fail to get a hard-on when you need it.
Finally, if symptoms persist, seek medical advice. Since I am not in any way close to being a medic, I don’t know how exactly you’ll be helped in that field. But the best remedy is getting a penis implant. Damn!
