I’ve heard of Whorelympia and the name tells the whole story, Nana?- Well, that name gets me imagining a forsaken kindergarten. Just when I am trying to run away from the unpleasant thought of the days I used to do poo in my clothes, the name Akamwesi springs up. I wonder why it was called that in the first place but I have no time to find out. Devine intervention must have made its new owner change the name to, The Ark. OK, now just imagine a verrrry big boat made up of wood that has all kinds of animals and plants travelling in it, male and female but please don’t think about their waste. Located in Katanga with lower flows flooding during the rainy season, you can’t help it but give credit to the owner for choosing the right name; The Ark.
Enough of the side dishes, now let us talk the main beb, Mary Stuart Hall. Mary Stuart was named after the wife of a missionary doctor, Bishop Stuart, who had worked hard for the betterment of female education in Uganda. (Even the name makes meaning) She has been in the business over 63yrs and just like my predecessors, I will forever love this hall for it’s;
Cost effective
Like a good enduring developmental wife, Mary Stuart is cost effective paying only shs320,000 a semester. Please care to note; on that money, there are no circuit breakers or light out policies. Night mares have turned out a pleasant experience with the ending of a brightly beaming light when you awake. (If you please to leave the lights on) Cook as you please, shower all you want, water is not our problem.
The sweetness of climbing a Decker
Call it giving a girl time to transition.
Mary Stuart eases the transfer from high a school triple Decker to a single bed. I mean instead of a single, you first get a double Decker and by your last year they give you a single. Everyone deserves to ease into a new life and… It is good for exercise.
No immature sign ins
The girls have grown and mother Mary Stuart understands that. Come and go as you please. No sign ins. Hustle free sleep overs and the possibility of housing a friend in need. If you so please; Kigwerawo ku Decker. Now tell me why I wouldn’t love this hall.
No squeaky clean environment.
That means we live in the real world not a mental asylum from a science fiction movie where everything is white; the walls, the medical stuff uniform, the mental patient uniform with the exception of the major villain dressed in all red for contrast. Neither do we leave in The Divergent movie setting where everything should be perfect. Ladies and gentlemen, we live in the real world (Underline real world for me please.)
The Lumbox solidarity
We love our intellect hooligans. There is no Mary Stuart (box) without Lumumba.
Ephesians 5:31 “And so man shall leave his home and be united with his wife and the two shall become one”- Lumbox. Do I need to explain? Our men are in love with us and protect us tooth and nail.
Did I mention we just cross over to classes? No shuttles, no sweating?
Add that to the list.
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