In a University, a week runs so fast because unlike elsewhere, you have so much to do in so little a period. It isn’t like home where you have nothing to do in a whole lot of time and you end up concluding that days are so long over the holiday. A week in Campus is therefore that weak (for lack of a better word and for purposes of creating rhyme and feeling cool for a moment.)
MONDAY
Forget the Nursery School riff raff that used to deceive us that a week starts on Sunday. Well even if it actually does elsewhere, it doesn’t at Campus. Monday is the day that you will see the committed (who line up at the Library a little earlier than 7am), the drunkards who line up to pick pain killers from the Health Ministers in their respective Halls of Residence and the Lazy ones who line up under their sheets wishing it becomes Friday again in a record time.
TUESDAY
This is the day of some recognized degree of learning. The ones that wasted their Monday want to catch up save for members of the FDC Chapters that do the obvious – defy the learning process and chose to pray.
WEDNESDAY
Well truthfully, nothing unique happens on Wednesdays. I only included it in this article to reach my word limit and give your reading meaning because I am sure you wouldn’t want to move from Tuesday to Thursday.
THURSDAY
Personally, Thursday is so fun, well mine at least. I get to study my favorite course unit. Not that I dont study it the rest of the week but because the lecture is by the Female lecturer on this day. I get to be attentive and unusually active all through the lecture just so that she keeps calling my name. Do you know what it feels like when your crush forgets your name?
FRIDAY
The favorite day for majority Students. Drunkards, hitmen and bookworms alike. It gives you a bittersweet feeling as you think about and plan accordingly for your weekend whilst dreading the fact that Monday is so close.
It usually ends in jumping up the whole night in popular hangout spots and unplanned sleepovers at people’s places.
SATURDAY
Most definitely 40% of the elite female population will not wake up in their beds. They’ll wake up contemplating how to make that famous walk-of-shame out of the boys’ room with the same clothes they entered with the previous night.
Nothing beats this experience – well apart from the famous tree climbing plan.
SUNDAY
By far the most annoying, most boring, hopeless day in a Campuser’s life. But not the part where you have to go pray to the almighty. When your appointment with God is done, reality hits you and if you dont get something to cheer you up the rest of the day is worse than mistakenly dipping your hand in a fresh warm pile of dung.
Disclaimer: I am not writing about anyone’s particular week. So dont make a fuss over this.
