“I bet some of you have heard about how women can come so hard it shoots out their vajayjays. Squirting expert, Laura Rose Halliday believes that it is all in the technique, and you can get there too. Whether you’re a man who wants to see his lady just soak the hell out of the sheets or you are a girl who would like to experience total indescribable bliss. Then you should read on.”
A while back when my boyfriend and I started dating, almost a year ago, we were like any other couple just starting a relationship. We would fuck our brains out every chance we got! The kitchen, the bedroom, the living room it didn’t really matter what room or what place, if we got a moment we took it all; oral, different positions, tie up games, fun with food, and even ventured into the swinging scenes. We had tried just about anything `normal’ (because normal is relative) two people could do with each other. I would give him mind blowing orgasms with my mouth, vajayjay and even hand. He would eat my vajayjay till I couldn’t take it anymore. Then one day we watched a movie, I can’t really recall what one it was but anyway, in this movie it showed a technique for making the girl cum so hard that her cum would actually squirt out of her vajayjay. The look on the girl’s face when she was finished coming was remarkable. It was a look of pure satisfaction. I asked my boyfriend if he thought we could try the procedure and he said, `Absolutely!’
Now you know how we started with the squirting, and let me tell you it is still a regular occurrence, let me explain how it is done! A pre_step to take before trying this method. MAKE SURE YOUR GIRL(OR YOURSELF, LADIES) TAKE A LEAK BEFORE YOU START!! YOUR BLADDER MUST BE EMPTY. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY LATER ON.
STEP 1: Make sure your girl, (or yourself, ladies) is comfortable. Maybe a little wine, soft music, or perhaps a good erotic massage, it doesn’t matter as long as she(or yourself, ladies) have a nice normal orgasm. (If you have a problem giving your girl a regular orgasm just skip right to STEP 4).
STEP 3: Make sure you keep making her feel very comfortable… it is key!
STEP 4: Start licking your girl’s clit and slide two fingers deep in her vajajay. If your girl has a slightly bigger box, increase the number of fingers being used.
STEP 5: Turn said fingers so that your palm is facing you. Ladies if you are trying to do this yourself, you should have your palm resting on your pubic bone then bend the wrist so that it points away from your body. Almost like you are making a scoop.
STEP 6: Push your fingers toward the ceiling. Ladies you want to turn your wrist like you are trying to start a motorcycle.
STEP 7: Run your fingers along this `wall’, feel for a small rough area. Believe it or not it kind of feels like a walnut. She(or you) will know the spot immediately.
STEP 8: Keep rubbing, increasing the speed and pressure as you do. Don’t rub too hard or too fast right off the start. Work up to it.
STEP 9: This is probably the most important one. When you do see your girl(or feel yourself) starting to get real excited, they might tell you to (or you might want to) stop because they feel like they are about to pee. Remind them they have no pee in their bladder (if you followed the pre_step) and tell them to
JUST RELAX and let it GO!!!!!
STEP 10: Take cover because you are about to be showered upon. I have squirted over three feet in the air lying on my back!!
So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, ten steps to oblivion. I forgot to mention one thing TOWELS, TOWELS, TOWELS!! Or get a second set of sheets ready. Oh don’t worry about doing extra laundry, it’s totally worth it.
I can’t promise this method will work for you, but if you want to squirt and never have before why not give it a shot? We did and the shooting hasn’t stopped since.
Getrude Alupo
Fresher.
