I am the kind of guy that frequents church for mostly the wrong reasons; don’t get me wrong, I am a staunch believer in Christ and the Church, but these girls that claim that they are church girls totally beat my understanding.
Last week, my boy James met a pretty girl by the bar and all he wanted was to have a good time and to get this girl a beer or two, “I am a church girl” she exclaimed, then what the f-ck are you doing at the bar at 3am?! smh.
Just to prove that also church girls are naughty girls, I decided to go to Phaneroo not necessarily to pray but also to hook a girl for the night. The night was extremely cold and I almost couldn’t keep my hands to my self.
Her name was Joan, a thick lightskin of course with tiny lips that I would easily envelope with my monstrous pair.
She was friendly, she was talkative but she was also cold, this is the part that is the hardest, making a move of stupidity and craziness in just a line, but the cold gave me all the courage I needed- usually it’s the whisky. “Can we just cuddle, may be it might help our coldness” I offered.
At first, she looked at me with eyes that could make a baby cry, but these just triggered the muscle in my pants. I looked directly into her eyes because it’s key to keep eye contact, after which she smiled and fell onto my laps in a heap. Face towards me, she grabbed my neck and profusely kissed me, I didn’t expect things to escalate that first.
See the beauty of being a backbencher, almost every guy at the back was in someone’s hands or skirt. She quickly grabbed my muscle upon which electricity passed through my body as she pulled down the zip, she wanted the D. I am a loyal son of God so I couldn’t accept her to take the D in the presence of God, so I offered we take the session to my place.
Church girl’s blood was already boiling and she had gotten enough lubrication between, I could notice from the way she breathed and the way she looked at me, she didn’t resist. 20 minutes later, she was beneath my sheets being naughty rather than being the church girl she is known for.
I remain yours truly,
Resident Fuckboy
