One of the major aims as to why some students go to campus is to hook up some pretty girls… Hey! I don’t judge but instead let me be a good friend and tell you the type of girls you should be on the look out for. There are girls that you don’t want to come across or make acquaintance. These are some of them;
The Gold digger
Perhaps, this is the most fun girl to hangout with or even make a friend with but all through it, she will be looking at how much your wallet weighs but as soon as she notices that weight reducing by a few grams, she will be normal she will even forget your name.
The wiseacre
This Ms. I know it all will piss you off at every turn and every time she opens her mouth to speak. She is the queen of rumor, and a relationship killing monster. You might want to think of her as a very dangerous poison. They often wear skinny clothes and bad-looking heels, such girls are so overrated.
The Church girl
I am a God fearing son of man and I bet you are too, but trust me you don’t want to cross paths with a church girl. Apart from the fact that they are overly boring, your only hangout will be mass or service and the only time you will touch her is during the peace offering in church. Most of them only hide behind the ‘church girl’ cloak but are the real devil’s advocates, don’t be fooled.
The Party freak
Friday and Saturday turn-up is not entirely a bad idea but trust me, you don’t need a girl who is like a bartender always in the bar. Although she might turnout to be fun before she drinks herself senseless, she will help you get broke. She will go around looking for shisha or for the crew that has a Jameson on their table. She is not your girl, she is not your friend, not far from a gold digger.
The Ratchet
Apart from having a weave reminiscent of a bird’s nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice, she think will irk you with her pseudo intelligence of things meant for the elite. She always has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.
When you fall into that ditch, don’t say that we didn’t warn you, otherwise, campus is a place to enjoy life so move on and get any girl you want but keep an eye out for the girls above.
