Its been years since I last dated, and in the past, I have been a copy cat of a fuckboy. I mean, all my brothers are fuckboys, I bet daddy is too and I was the only exception till that heart break that left me mostly shattered than heart broken.
So last month I started dating this very awesome girl, let’s call her Amanda. Amanda is the epitome of beauty, with a glamorous smile that can turn on any man, voluminous butt and hips, and angelic eyes the kind of girl who walks and no one can afford to blink.
For many weeks now, I have been taking her out on dates but well, we only could talk across the table. She is a down to earth angel, friendly, shy but one with whom the conversation never comes to an end.
After her 30 day rule, she finally accepted to come to my place but on condition that I didn’t seduce her or try to make her have sex with me on her first visit- this I accepted.
It was a chilly evening when she decided to come to my place, I was mostly cold and she was mostly horny but I wasn’t going to blow it all away so I remained calm.
We decided to watch a series, something not too cliche and something not too boring; so we settled for ‘Lucifer’. Popcorn, soda and covers were gathered, the TV geared to start and the series started rolling as we settled onto the bed in a cuddle-some position.
20 Minutes into the movie, she turns to me and asks for something but I don’t understand what she is asking for because something hit me back. Like a tsunami or something much worse, her breath. It was like there was a rotten rat in the room.
I love her so much. How can I kiss her that bad mouth odour? I don’t want to lose her but her breath is a total turnoff, what should I do?
Moses- Uganda Christian University
