You’re beautiful
This is oldest, most boring compliment to give a girl but it still works. I don’t care how many synonyms thesaurus is putting out, beautiful is still the ideal compliment to a girl. Don’t use words like sexy, hot, irresistible… those are clear signs of a thirst alert. Impress a girl the ‘Romeo and Juliet’ way.
Can I talk to you?
Wait, don’t hiss yet, this is actually true. It may not be the most subtle approach but at least an honest one. You want to take some of my time so ask for it first. Don’t just come up and talk to me like you know me–okay unless you are extremely hot, in which case you can proceed–but if you know you didn’t come into this world looking like Brad Pitt, then don’t approach me like he would.
Can I buy you a drink?
You know campus babes are drown to liquor spenders so this will always work. Now some girls come to the bar with their own money, so when approaching a girl like this, be subtle and charming, something that will get her to agree to your offer. Good thing is these girls are like the 1% of chics at the bar, so you’re in luck.
Your outfit looks amazing
Yes I took ages picking out this dress, much appreciation for actually noticing the time I took to pick it out. Once you have said these words, head for the jugular, paying too much attention to my outfit and not the person wearing it will in some ways call your sexuality into question.
Do I know you?
Now this line is tricky, it’s how you deliver it that earns you points. Every girl knows it’s a line so don’t actually insist and say you know her from somewhere, once she calls you on your lie, smile and admitt you couldn’t resist approaching her. This is supposed to be jokey pickup line, don’t ruin it with weirdness.
These guidelines can only go so long, don’t start up conversation with a bad odour or bad breath… check these items first. And please, refrain from the slack walking known for the 90’s rap artists, pick a girl up like a man, don’t walk around with your lazy bones in hopes of winning the girl.
