In the alternate Universe, no. But in our Universe, yes. It can be healing relief of the mind. So, how is that late night creepy click-marathon all over your ex’s photos a good thing?
1-It gives you Self Confidence:
Swipe through her photos and realise that she’s a little more worse looking that you left her. She’s dating someone that looks like he slept on a land-mine. And in general, your life with her was better. Knowing that someone actually ran away from you and is now doing worse, makes you wear your thick black glasses and scream “Karma”! Nothing uplifts one’s confidence if they win one over an ex.
2- So what if she’s actually fly. The fly you never saw.
Picture a scenario where while stalking through your ex’s photos, you find out that she became a Facebook model and her dresses are those to kill for. Simple again. Since your new catch has to be better(never go backwards in relationships-Chris Rock), maybe all you need is a little money here and there.. And improve your woman’s wardope. Don’t buy from the 2m shillings stores, nope, buy from cheap stores but good quality! Your girl will be elevated class wise. That will be another won game! Your mind will be at rest knowing that stalking your ex, gave your new girl the glow she has.
3- If your ex has a Grade A- cleavage.
I don’t know what or on who the research was done, but the scientists say if a man looks at a woman’s cleavage for a long time, their life span is improved. It’s not far fetched if you dig deep into that science. Naturally women know how factual that is and that’s why they pump their boobs like basket balls. If she has something on her chest, juicy enough to make you looked open mouthed… Scroll through. Science did it before you and called it therapeutic.
4- If you want them back..
A single mistaken click on their pics by mistake would trigger you back together. You never know. But this is a gamble. The “Like” can get her back.. or fill her heart with so much ego and hatred that she will make a post about it. Your heartbreak would be mended by reconsideration. But the success rate of this is 2%. But 2% is still a chance.
5-Motivation.
Let’s assume they are doing well. If you were raised well, that’s when you will wake up and start trying to put your brain at work to avert your poor situation. A positively charged brain is the best kind of therapy. Tune it to productive work and use your ex as inspiration.
However, don’t steal. Don’t sell drugs. And don’t sell yourself. Or even your kidney. We are looking at positive energy here, buddy.
