Dating at Campus is overly explicit and raunchy. It is, however, unique.
It is a ‘Game of Thrones’. You never know who sits at her Iron Throne and how fast he gets overthrown. I am going to give you a list of girls you should date before you leave Campus and by then, you would have already become an expert in that section… this is only depending on how sophisticated your game is.
1. The Rich Girl
Nothing is more satisfying than the feeling you have when you are getting ready to go for a date, and you absolutely have no worries about coming back broke.
Getting laid after spending 200K on a girl is a glamorous feeling, but the feeling you get after chopping a girl’s 200K and getting laid, is very priceless. I’m not saying I’m that kinda guy… everyday… let’s just say I like it when my woman spoils me once in a while
2. The Munyankore
I am a fan of some little gossip and whispers. If the tales about Banyankore girls are actually true, then I am dating one next semester. I mean why should I be the only lad left behind in this circle of enjoyment. The guys I know or I’ve heard that dated these girls before hold very detailed praises of them, they make you feel like you’ve not been with a girl before and you’re missing out a lot. Since dating is about adventure, isn’t your next trip to the ‘oceans’ determined?
3. The Gayaza Old Girl
Simple question. What happens every time you finish making love to your girlfriend?
Do you guys put your clothes back on – in record time as if nothing really happened?
If your answer is YES, you’ve been dating wrongly.
Gayaza O.Gs must be having Ssenga sessions as part of study. First of all, she will say “thank you” after the session. (Talk about appreciating services.)
More still, these girls carry towels whenever they are coming to see you. They use them to clean you after your numerous rounds of sweating and if you’re lucky, you could get yourself a massage.
If I were you, I would dump that whore that leaves immediately you finish and date myself some Gyza girl.
4. The Flirt
Girls that are shy in public but extremely flirty on text are another bunch to look out for.
You see it is known, every man’s mission is to date a “lady in public and a whore in bed”.
If you get yourself such a girl, all those nasty circumstances you create in imagination with her will come to life. She may even grant you a threesome.
But with that, you must hope she shows up with one of her girlfriends and not a random dude from the hood.
5. The Long time Friend
I am using the word “long time friend” to disguise your pathetic life in the friend zone. If you ever want a relationship that will last long and probably end up in marriage and kids, date a friend.
A friendship turned romantic is the greatest romantic story ever told according to Forbes.
