Before the month ended, I was seated at the counter of some bar that was empty because it was a Sunday; I was sipping on my cold Milk Stout, well because mum warned me that beer could make me sick so I only took ‘milk in a cold bottle’. As it clocked midnight, I could tell because I was now on my 4th bottle, a group or should I call it a school of 8 people got into that road side bar and they sat right behind me. 2 girls and 6 boys, from the way they way speaking, I could tell they were from the Mukono based university UCU, plus they mentioned a name of someone I am familiar with from the mentioned university. But as this group was making their order of drinks, one could tell they had already taken a few bottles each, they referred to themselves as ‘Ba Summer from Mukono’. You see, the thing is that I love to sit next to drunken youth in bars, because they have many stories to tell when drunk and as a writer, my job is to decipher these stories.
“She asked for anal sex”, I almost choked on my own drink, the ba summer from Mukono were talking about anal sex, apparently two of the guys in the group had given it to their girlfriends and the other two had been asked for anal sex by the ladies they call friends for benefits or in simple terms the girls they sleep with, with no strings attached no love, no money in return, just sex (d*ck and p*ssy). This was not the first time I was hearing about this, most girls from the Mukono Christian university have the habit of asking for anal sex behind closed doors. It’s unfortunate that anal sex has become the holy grail of bedroom activities in Mukono. Anal sex is not only unhealthy but also very risky, apparently, these girls claim the vagina is either too dry the guy might make fun of them or they want to try out anal as they have seen it in movies and have read about how fun it is.
Again, during a WhatsApp group conversation on trends at campus, most girls admitted that their colleagues these days ask guys to penetrate them in the ass. “Most of them just get crazy and end up doing it really…they are just trying out something new and no one has so far told me of any health related issues they’ve had after being penetrated in the ‘exhaust pipe'” one of the girls whose identity cannot be disclosed because of the sensitivity of this piece said.
These are straight people, not gay people, I repeat these are straight people! only that the girls want to be penetrated in the ‘sewer’ instead of the vaginal area. This has become a trend for many girls it makes their boyfriends either scared or sympathetic or makes them gay, because let’s face it, being fucked in the anal area is very painful not only for the babe but also for the guy, the anus doesn’t have lubricating fluids like the vagina does, and using of lubricants is also not a very good idea as they can stain the carpet, bed sheets, et cetra, plus the right lubricants are also quite costly. These are reasons why you shouldn’t think about or even try anal sex;
1). Anal sex is very painful; I don’t even know why many ladies who engage in it claim it’s enjoyable. The anus is not used to penetration, either of the penis or sex toys, unlike the vagina which rapidly contracts and widens depending on what is thrust there. Anal sex is painful, both to the guy but most pain is felt by the babe, it is like when you were breaking your virginity, but only, this is somewhat 4 times more painful.
2). For your ass to recover/heal from the wounds caused by penetration, it takes 9 days for the ass to contract to normal, that means you can only have more anal sex after 9 days of the previous penetration, unlike vaginal sex where the healing is rapidly fast and not painful. Going to the toilet will be also painfully excruciating, plus you will have to do it like very many times it becomes uncomfortable. Imagine going to the toilet more than 15 times a day, plus when it reaches the time for you to actually want to remove the body waste(poop), you might spend 30 agonising minutes in the toilet and still chances are high nothing will come out.
3). You have to buy lubricants because the anus can’t produce its own lubricants like the vagina, in simple terms the anus is dry just like some lady’s vagina is but only, this is worse. Lubricants are very expensive, because you just can’t use things like blue band or mwana mugimu Vaseline, and on top of that, these lubricants spill and stain the sheets and carpets. They are not easy to wash off.
4). Your guy is straight, not gay, don’t give him that crap of ‘I want to go anal’, God spent days designing all the entering on your body why choose to distort what enters where. Your guy might love you because you have a round gorgeous protruding bottom but that’s not where he wants to spend his nights. Save him those gay antics and remain straight or dump him, because, let’s get it straight your guy doesn’t want to be going into your anus, it’s traumatising and agonising.
The big question is; why are campus girls obssessed with anal sex allover a sudden?
PS. The writer is a straight fellow who is only concerned with what is happening to the ladies of the 21st century. This article doesn’t state my position on Homosexuality and views expressed here are entirely my own.