By Wabuteya Patrick

It’s sold everywhere, even right outside your university main gate and hall of residence, and chewed by most campus students, even inside lecture rooms, for reasons ranging from curing stomach ache and worms to the most obvious- increasing the size of your member from a one inch piece of chalk to something that you believe will leave your babe breathless within the first 10 minutes of the show.

Mulondo, (Mondia Whytei) is a medicinal plant found in the tropics from West Africa to eastern and southern Africa. It is a herbal climbing plant popularly linked to the management of impotence problems. It is highly valued as flavoring for food and drinks and an appetizer, and it is also a good source of vitamins and minerals, enhancer of cerebral and peripheral blood circulation, treatment for anorexia, treatment of sexually transmitted diseases, stomach ailments and impotence, treatment of hypertension, stroke, anemia, improved sleep, body warmth (especially now that its raining), asthma, enhanced urination, hang-over (campusers watch out), mastitis, allergies, eases after-periods pain, heartburns, bilharzias, stress and tension, measles, hepatitis, rickets, typhoid, stops vomiting, meningitis, pneumonia and improved vision, food and mouth diseases, and enhanced memory. You can also use it as a toothbrush. But it is also one of the most endangered species of plants in Uganda.

Indeed it is a sexual stimulant, and men and university boys were reported to be the main consumers, but there is also a lot of ‘hidden’ consumption by university girls going on in the city. One MUBS consumer of the roots (a girl) had this to say “certain styles are making me loose sexual urge. Chewing this ‘mulondo’ roots therefore helps me to keep pace with my boyfriend.” Mulondo works by targeting those parts of your body responsible for sexual stimulation and ejaculation, increasing the blood flow into such places. This herb, also called ‘Entengo’ is common in Southern Sudan, where it has been for a long time used by people in these societies, who discovered a long time ago that a penis can only grow normally to a few inches. They discovered that a normally grown penis can hardly satisfy a woman. They went to the forest in search of herbs to remedy the problem and they discovered the ‘Entengo’.That is why men from these regions have longer than normal organs.  (No wonder everyone trusts Sudanese)

So if you haven’t grabbed a root today, then rush out now while stock still lasts. Or else you’re in for a big disappointment when she will walk out on you because of your baby willy

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