Before I go any further, I wish you all success in your exams
Exams are here finally. Many are being denied chaw, others are buried in books, girls are skipping lunch all in the name of reading but we all know the economy ain’t fair, we shall just pretend we know nothing and there are still those who are less bothered about the exams.
Over the times, people have made their way to the grad list and they never attended lectures but only show up for papers. This still baffles you right? and here you are having no idea how they got there? A serial ‘copier’ narrated to this website how he copied all his stay in campus and believes are the best ways that majority students instituted to pass in the academic years and not only avoid retakes but also make it to the grad list.
If you are not the campus bwat that is not about to bury yourself in books, then you might find these tricks handy and useful. But hey! these are not for the faint hearted and when caught can lead to serious trouble.
Here are some of the dirty tricks;
Putting notes under the desk earlier where you expect to sit for an exam.
This is like the common trick by the so-called bookworms who stay in the would be exams to read late in the night. When you think he/she is being a bookworm, they are actually ‘securing their future’ in the most obscure way
Papers under the belt
Among guys, this is the best trick and most used by all of them. Guys shun small stylish belts for the traditional ones on a bid to allow them fold small papers with formulas and a few pointers they expect in the papers. Girls too have sworn to having used this style and has worked for them too
Sitting next to a bright person and copy from them
Who doesn’t do this? The Old school style but still the most used across when it comes to tricks of survival in a paper. It’s simple, just identify a friend that is smart at a subject and ‘vest’ all your trust in them to ‘deliver’ you to the ‘promised land’
Formation and networking
This is where discussions come in handy and cliques at campus will sort you out. All you have to do is line up a formation that you and you friends will use to help each other. However you can’t rely on this trick because once one is caught, they will distort the flow of answers.
The bright one is the hero
The bright one, the bwat, the one who doesn’t try so hard to nail the questions is the ultimate savior of the day. A fella that knows it all will quickly circle the objectives and let his booklet pass around the entire room to fill others in. Here a girl that shows off and lives large comes to coils her ego and embraces this trick.
Using smart watches in papers
For the smart people, for the loaded fellas who can afford smart watches this is the ultimate trick that the invigilator will never suspect. With a smart watch, you can have all your answers sorted and all you gotta do is just scroll through your smartwatch and bingo!
Disclaimer: Campus Bee doesn’t in any way promote examination malpractice.
