In MUK there are hostels or halls you can call the home of craziness. Students in these hostels make it real nasty. These are some of the hostels and halls you should never take your child in future;
Douglas Villa Hostel
No serious or reserved student blacks in Douglas villa for a full academic year. it is always one semester and they are looking for another hostel. First of all Douglas villa is never clean, they have Sudanese who are not social, everytime they want to start fights with Ugandans.
At Douglas Villa also known as Dougy, boozness and weed is the order of the day. It is only around this hostel where you find both guys and chics rolling a joint (true story, towakana!).Infact, one can easily get high while in another room because of the smoke coming from the adjacent room. Dougy is the only hostel in MUK that had a first year chic who slept with almost four guys on EVERY floor. This hostel is always full of IDLE students who never attend lectures.
This arcade-like hostel is located opposite Y.M.CA in Wandegeya, most of us think Kalmax is just a simple hostel where students wake up, go for lectures then come back and sleep. Hell no, this hostel has a huge group of stubborn guys comprised of mainly third year MUK students who hail from the Faculty of Information technology.
They always pull the ‘kajjegere’ (the whole group has sex with the same girl) stunt, everyone has a turn, they bring in one chic and explain to her how there is a simple house party, they buy a lot of booze and weed then force the chic to take till she gets stupid heights or till she blacks out. They then use her as a group, every dude in the clique has a turn of bringing in a girl. (Girls please be careful!)
This comes as a shocker right? well most people think Lumumba is the craziest hall in MUK; you just might have to think again. The real bad guys hail from Nsibirwa hall, these ninjas don’t blow their own trumpets and its hard for one to find out what they really are. Just before the University got to know, there was a room in Nsibirwa where girls from different varsities but mainly from Nkumba University and MUK were paid shs60,000 per week to put a strip show. When the University authorities found out, they quit. But word in the vine indicates that the same act has lately resumed but this time done secretly with no music. Our bee will be buzzing and we shall unveil the students leading this strip club.
Talk of hooligans around MUK and fingers will be pointing at this Kikoni hostel. Nalika is mainly occupied by the male students and word around indicates that students who reside in this hostel are hydrophobic and normally front strikes.
For starters, It is compulsory to be a hooligan in this hall. I believe we’ve all noticed that guys in Lumumba have an anthem and when they’re singing it, they all hold their balls as if Christiano Ronaldo is gonna talk a free kick. Lumumba is more like Kiseka, this is the genesis of all strikes in MUK.
Well there are so many more deadly hostels and Halls in MUK. These are some of the many that breed hooligans.
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