By Jemimah Emasu
It’s only in MUBS where the females look as old as their female
lecturers…. Please go easy with the tones of make-up!!
It’s only in MUBS where majority of the babes are blonde… but like it
can’t get any worse, they barely know it themselves!
It’s only in MUBS where all the female specie are RWANDESE or
Batoro…. Even Yendu the tallest darkest Sudanese is a rwandese
It’s only in MUBS where the shapes of babes’ asses are curved out by a
boda boda seat… Pardon them, its there daily means of
transport….so am told!
It’s only in MUBS where a babe wil starve to fit in ‘ pum pum’ shorts
unlike others from elsewhere who will starve because they are
broke…. MUBS babes, you are honestly the winners… It’s no surprise
you’re the video vixens and models of Kla city! <ooops>
Its only in MUBS where 99.9% spend all their upkeep money leading a
luxurious lifestyle they can’t manage hence foregoing buying
handouts….. And they also wonder why they have backloads and several
It’s only in MUBS where 90% of the females own smart phones but stil
beep…. like seriously, who stil beeps in this century! #Smh…
It’s only in MUBS where girls taking selfies seems to be an individual
course unit… And sadly, even their male counterparts are picking
Its only in MUBS where you find the expensive cars you see in the
movies parked in the parking lots…. speak of the v8 2012 modal, the
latest BMW etc.. MUBS dwellers have seen them all and a few been
granted the opportunity to know what it’s like to seat in these dream
It’s only in MUBS where you get to rub shoulders with the country’s
‘top dogs’…… Though, be careful to hang around the right parking
lots, they are abit choosy
Its only in MUBS where lecture rooms are the equivalents to clubs< in
terms of dresscode> and the campus is a fashion runway…. Need I say
much? Be a fast thinker!!!!
It’s only at MUBS where the guy and babe from the brokest family for
some reason are now the wealthiest…….. Not until you see them at
the rolex stand later that night!
It’s only at MUBS where there is a wide variety of thigh types on
display…. One wouldnt be wrong to call it THIGHLAND….
It’s only in MUBS where finding a natural beauty is as scarce as
finding a drop of water in the Saharan desert…
It’s only in MUBS where when you speak of a night plan all they think
of is Panamera… Bet it’s because of the free entrance plus the low
boda boda cost from Nakawa to Panamera…