By Agatha Muhaise
Recently we run an article about the types of guys you should dump this valentine. Which got me thinking, if there are men with unconventional characteristics that turn you off, then how can women be so far behind? This frame of mind therefore overwhelmed us to make fun of other significant half of the population from behind their shield of self-righteous pride what is otherwise personalities that are well hidden till it is too late. Girls are beautiful people, but we have got to admit they are not as perfect as we wish. Therefore we’ve compiled a list of the worst offenders of this gender below.
For most guys, these girls are like a trophy girlfriend. But before you do the celebratory dance first scratch out that perfectly manicured surface and see what you will find. The other name for these ladies is gold digger or better yet ‘where is the money darling’. They are usually looking for nothing more than what is in your wallet. Good news is it is easy to make this girl happy; bad news-it is just not that cheap. She is high maintenance, she wants it all and she will get it. And it is a one way street; you will never catch her giving back. Call it day time robbery if you wish. You could even end up selling your kidney to keep her happy. The moment she finds a much richer guy, you will be penniless and alone. Behind every broke guy we have one of these girls!!!
This is the girl that makes every guy think all girls are complicated. Nothing you do will ever be up to her standards; all you do is a series of unfortunate events. She will complain about how you dress, your accent, compare you to her ex or best friends guy, she will never notice when you do something nice for her and a ‘thank you’ from this one is like squeezing water from a stone. She has an ocean of complaints and a desert of compliments, a classic explanation of a nagger. The one thing you are sure to loose in this relationship is your esteem at this rate of bickering. Clearly you are already a failure in this girl’s eyes, do her a favor and leave. A girl is supposed to be a compliment not a complication; this one is too full of her self to be that for you.
This girl has devoted her life to saving all woman races from the super villain-MEN!! These girls have a belief that God created man, and then he thought “mmh! I can do better,” then he created a woman. You think am being a hater? Check out what Valerie Solanas a famous feminist wrote “To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he’s a machine, a walking dildo.” According to a feminist, no man is good enough for her or any other woman. From where am standing, she wants to be the man herself. Gone are the days when a guy was the guy, these girls what to try on the proverbial pants too. Hon. Matembe fans must be frowning at this category. We do not mean women should be timid and have no stand point, but you do not have to throw it in his face every five minutes that he is from the chauvinistic half of the generation.
The jealous type
This character usually comes off as cute in the beginning but it grows with time and it becomes a really sharp thorn on the rose. Does she check up on who you are hanging out with and where? Do you fear mentioning another girl’s name near her? Does she hate it when you have fun with someone else other than her? Does she always complain about your best friend? Have you caught her scrolling through your phone? Am sorry to break it you dude, but you are stuck with a jealous lasso. A jealous girl will keep checking on you like there is a terrorist threat and you are a suspect. She is very clingy; she doesn’t want to know anything about absence making the heart grow fonder. She basically wants to control your whole life. You are going to turn into a laughing stock if you don’t get rid of this lady. But go easy on her maybe she doesn’t want to lose you, but shows she loves you in all the wrong ways. Down side to that is you may achieve a stoker with this one.
Obviously it is not all black and white, maybe she can change or it is temporary. But if you are not seeing any future for change, there is no reason for you to keep holding on to a dead end. A girl has been so often compared to a suitcase, both hard to carry and a pity to throw away. Therefore your ego may take a good beating for giving up but it is better to be safe than sorry. Someone who deserves her will come, look for what you deserve.