Eid Mubarak to all our Muslim readers. May the festivities reach you well, and may this round-up of man-candy help that food go down easier. Thank God for the genius that saw the future that is Monday Crush Monday. Basically we get to swoon over the boys that wreck our hearts, and muchachos that obliterate our sense of values. This week, I will round up five of the most gorgeous, tongue-dragging guys of all the hotties we have featured on the segment. Here’s your trip down memory lane.
This is the young model, business man, man of God and giver to charities. You have probably heard the name, or seen this pretty face on Version 86, a TV show on Channel 44. This boy is the reason why the term boy-ish looks is a thing for the ladies; he is a whole bundle of cuteness wrapped into one. This when the irony bomb drops on you. One would think young, gorgeous and fabulous equals spoilt and obnoxious but no, Canary is refreshingly upright and hardworking. Sticking to his religious roots, spreading the love through charities, and inspiring young male adults with his presentation and way of life. His family must be proud of him as we the ladies are ecstatic about his fabulous smile.
You may remember him from his looks, his obscene looks, and insane looks. Do I really have to explain why this name and face will forever be branded in our minds? A name and picture would suffice but my editors want me to gush about the whole thing. For starters, how hot does one person have to be for it to borderline to insane hotness? I think Bruce is a clear green light on this one. I am not objectifying because there is obviously more than meets the eye but come on, you don’t walk around looking that elegant and gorgeous and not have the ladies call you on it! The style game… all I can say is, if guys took a little more time on their look like this boy does, the world would be a better place for the ladies. We would have Bruce clones sprawling around, one for everyone
The son in the title “Ssebagala and sons”. I think that revives something to our MCM fanatics. I will begin with the fact that this boy has a bank account most campusers dream of, but who is watching? cruising around in his Alteza and running part of the family’s empire are some of the things this UCU student does routinely. Why do I bring him up again? Ahh his dreamy eyes, laid-back composure, his ability to devour us without trying… thank heavens for chocolate men like these. No I don’t need cream with my tea.
Rock hard abs, arousing stare and not into fellow students. Remember this guy? I actually went to the same high school with this one back in the day… yes I too don’t see the relevance of pointing that out, except for the fact that my eyes have been sore from rock hard abs since my teen days. His body is truly God’s gift to women. Mushema is a runway/commercial model and I guess we all saw him in the famous Otubatisa music video as the boy playing with Sheeba and Irene Ntale’s minds. Where hasn’t he been? He is one of the IT models right now, and also acts on NTV’s TV show Hostel. The downer is that he doesn’t date fellow students, but thankfully I’m done with school.
Musho Brian Karach
The dog lover, with a killer body and a fondness for dogs. I think life comes easily to some guys, I mean in the romantic escapades department. Seriously look at this sculpture of a man, do you think he finds it hard to make “girl friends”? Plus is it just me or does he ooze richness. There’s a sophistication to him… I don’t know, maybe it’s the scruff throwing me off my game but dude looks all levels of fine. He is also phenomenal at rocking sleek suits like a 007 agent or something, and yes that sounds lame but can you blame a girl for her cheesiness? I don’t come across boys like this on Kampala streets everyday. He is into dogs as well… it’s a thing for him, not just having a dog for protection but that whole cuddling thing white people are into; so charmingly western of him. Do I need to push on? Reference his social media if need be.
I know this can be seen as tad dramatic by some people but see it this way, good looking hardworking inspirational men need all the crushing our racing hearts can offer. After all, you may just stay classified to the crushing stage for a while, I mean have you seen this round up? These aren’t boys.. Ahem Men, you easily match to and be like, “hey”