Geoffrey Massa's Side Chic Shocks Nation

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Celebrities are usually expected to have the sleekest women the world can offer; be it the legal wives or side chics. Geoffrey Massa, celebrated striker and former Uganda Cranes Captain however shocked the nation a great deal.

In a scenario that happened days ago, at about 3 am in the morning, Massa, a professional football player was busted by police in a car with a young lady. According to Uganda Police Twitter handle, Massa declined to talk to the officer and instead sped off raising suspicion – perhaps this wouldn’t be the case if he had identified himself. I mean, all Police officers support the national team.

He was pursued and his car shot at by Police, and consequently got arrested after his car hit a boda boda cyclist and lost momentum. Since then, various charges have been pressed against him, but the most shocking bit is damn! Massa has a very substandard- Kyambogo lookalike side chic. By rule of thumb, you should never have a side chic worse than your main lady; he defied this. His side chic looks like a Mama Lususu from kikumikikumi mzigo.

I know some of you will argue that it’s just a friend but hey. What would you be doing alone with a girl oops sorry, a gu chic in a car parked at 3 a.m, driving off when Police tries to get a word? Believe me you, Massa is a golden baller both on and off the pitch.

Well, I know many of you fuckboys who do horses, are consoling yourselves since your role model does it too. But it doesn’t make things any better. You’re too fake, walai 😂

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Bash Mutumba is an art Otaku: a poet, script writer, actor and blogger. Twitter: @BashMutumba IG: bashmutumba WhatsApp: +256 755 994 494 Facebook: Bash Fahad Mutumba

  • Victoria Bugembe

    man was dying and he was being helped when police bumped inn