Hard to believe? Yes, same here. When we were tipped off that Comedian Collins Bareija alias Emeka was a virgin until the day he proposed to his girlfriend, former Makerere University Business School (MUBS) Guild Vice President Mackline Asimiire, we couldn’t believe it. Not because Emeka doesn’t look like a virgin but …. ehhhh, my Lord! I wonder.
Through an anonymous tip, Campus Bee has learned that Emeka was a virgin until the day he proposed and received a resounding yes from Mackline, who is the Secretary for Culture and Sports at the National Youth Council (NYC). According to our source, Emeka is deeper than what he lets us see on social media and in the news.
“Emeka has been a virgin. He has known no girl. Mackline is the first girl he has been involved with that intimately and I hope he hit the target on the first attempt because that would be amazing! If we welcome a baby nine months from now, I’ll know that Emeka is a proper shooter. Rutanyarahantsi.” The Anonymous source wrote.
As if that is not enough, the source also revealed, much to the shock of everyone at our desk that Emeka is a teetotaler and has never consumed alcohol. Besides not drinking alcohol, the man has not had sex all his life – the source claims.
“Nanti mumulaba apiika obunyama, naye bambi. Musajja wattu abadde clean!” The source continued.
The pair have been dating for close to two years now, and while we assumed that they know their private parts like the back of their hands, we’ve been told that they’ve never involved each other in sexual relations all that time. A proper “till marriage” plan, but y’all can’t relate. You be eating yourselves even before you start dating.
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