Makerere candidates sexual prowess ranked

The craze of Makerere university rallies just hit a record high. Vulgar songs are not as obnoxious as they used to. The third rally was held at Nkrumah boy’s hall. The Osagyefo boys prefer being referred to as (pigiri pigiri masters, virgi*n shooters).

All male candidates were, as a rule, expected to please the Nkrumah elders by showcasing their favourite sex styles. Yes, all of them. All were compelled to illustrate their favourite sex position to the rally crowd.

Kasozi Ismail

The only rasta man Kasozi Isamail started off with the Bebecool ‘Ayii mana handle trouble trouble.’ He pushed down his imaginary woman in position and slowly humped before wiping imaginary sweat off his brow amid screams.

There was a wide smile on his face in the act. 7/10.

Kayango Shafik

His was Basic missionary. The sort a reverend in Kabong would equally pull off. His humps were slow and devoid of aggression. 3/10

Bainomigisha Mandela.

He had a Blue tie on. His style was Rapid assault missionary. he whisked out his weewe and mock whiped it after apparent hitting climax. 5/10.

Brian Nasala

This young boy must certainly be new to the ways of fornication. His position was something supposed to be a doggy but was close to a man shyly dubbing. Passion zero! 3/10.

Nsubuga Umar

This Hajji showed why he indeed he’s a Hajji. He lifted his Left leg in the air, and fired slow passionate bullets with his waists. The calm and flexibility he showed projected him in the light of a routine fornicator. 8/10

Simon Ssenyonga

Simon Ssenyonga undoubtedly the crowd’s favourite. Was a little bit hesitant. When he finally agreed. He attempted a position that immediately invited the culture minister’s wrath which earned him a retak. He was asked to repeat. 4/10 ,

6/10.

Ssemboga Roy

The solar panel didn’t disappoint the experience showed by his bald hairline. He took out a mock condom, wore it, he bent some erratic girl down and fired doggy, then attempted the jazz. “He was the only candidate who showed sufficient power.”remarked one of the girls watching. 9/10

Fred Luyinda Sidney

Side way assault 4/10

Bazil Mwotta

He was branded a one second man by our in expert. He moved his waist just twice. 2/10.

Dick (yes his name is Dick now sit down.) Dick Rogers. 4/10.